a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. Often times a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything.
by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022
Get the Garrett Hesenmug. 
A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.
Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day
Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day
by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018
Get the Garrettmug. Garrett is a chubby chaser.
by Chubbychaser Gareth March 22, 2024
Get the Garrettmug. a guy that makes fun of girls for fun. he gets his rocks off by teasing and demeaning them. lowkey sped ngl.
by BDEbutimalady October 30, 2023
Get the Trace Garrettmug. A cheap knock off of a turbonetics. Used to compensate for small penis and make cheap power for skylines.
Garrett turbo
He ran a garret turbo because he couldn't afford a turbonetics and his girlfriend said she wasn't satisfied with his small penis
He ran a garret turbo because he couldn't afford a turbonetics and his girlfriend said she wasn't satisfied with his small penis
by haooydays January 22, 2018
Get the garrett turbomug.