Garrett

An annoyingly sweet boy who will suck your dick for free but will also love you with all of his heart and a smile that is contagious and a laugh that will have you laughing along and some eyes that could kill you

He is such a faggot but that's Garrett

by Tgwysuwghfjxiw January 9, 2019

Garrett Effect

When whatever your thinking happens or is spoken out loud or appears on a TV/video etc.

*someone sings a song that you were thinking of*

You: “Woah! Garrett Effect.”

by Ggccll August 9, 2018

Garrett

has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito

danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad

by dannydevitolover February 16, 2019

Garrett

Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males

“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garrett

A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.

Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day

“Wow that guy looks like such a garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garrett

Crackhead

Also is a faggot

Damn Garrett do any crack lately

by Kyky5076 July 11, 2019

Garrett

Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.

Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.

by Josh pound town July 14, 2019