Function Ego

When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma

That mf got function ego (kappa)

by suffer1 December 31, 2022

A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

Function

A function is slang for a place (i.e a house). This is said when you are talking about your property

"Look at this silly individual at my function."
"Y'all want to hang out at my function?"

by DictatorofDiction April 10, 2023

Recursive Function

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by rA123sf May 1, 2023

Function-not

This word means to not function.

Ajay, my computer is function-not!

by the_knowitall October 7, 2023

Step-function

A mythical increase in transactions that is promised to appear over the horizon but never materializes, like a desert oasis.

There will be a step-function and it will shock the markey

by Fooled Hederian November 15, 2021

functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 17, 2021