Too hip to function.

If someone is 'too hip to function' it means they think they are so cool they somehow have to show this off in every oppourtunity. They are 'too hip' to function like a normal person.

Why does he always wear sunglasses at night?

Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."

by bLUEJSK January 17, 2011

climb the back fence

distract the guard dog while the sandlot kid pounces on his baseball

Mate - she hot, I'm gonna sandlot kid, can you climb the back fence?

by Ben November 18, 2004

loose pussy function

loose pussy function is where the pussy is to loose to function normally, unable to make a guy cum, floppy, loose, big, open wide, gaping, black hole,

my wife has loose pussy function where her pussy won't make me cum anymore. what do I do?

by The MAN4ME April 1, 2015

functified

Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.

The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"

by Rich Friedland December 15, 2008

Fence climber

One who repeatedly climbs fences for pure enjoyment.

"Whoa Look at Kyle he's such a fence climber."

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009

Fence Fairy

A racist name for an illegal mexican.

Person 1: Dude you're such a retard!
Person 2: Fuck off you fence fairy!

by lifesuxs March 3, 2010

pink picket fence

A term used to discrible suburban-married bliss for homosexuals.

Ted and Dan are gay and live in a great house in the gaybourhood with a dog, two kids. They have the pink picket fence all figgured out.

I hate Cory - she has the hot wife, the nice house, good job, great car - fucking pink picket fence life! Why can't I have that! I mean I'm way hotter then she is!

by QueerFemmeGirl December 7, 2006