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Hood Figure

An individual that spent the majority of their childhood or grew up in a low income area where crime was prevalent. These individuals are revered because of their bold behavior and disregard to laws and law enforcement. They're usually very popular and well respected by those that are aware of their criminal background.
He's a Hood Figure everyone knows him because of his powerful boxing skills
by RLGip May 28, 2018
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no father figure

a white girl with blonde hair that uses wayy to much instagram, has "acab" "zay/zem" in her bio.

she is also half russian and supports putin, her name is maria
Jack: oh my god, i fucking hate maria
John: yes, she has no father figure
Maria: that is a microagression!!! i will be calling my lawyers!!
by octavius octavian May 20, 2022
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I just can not figure out the way

You want to cheat on your wife but you can't find a good excuse for your lover.
Bob: Hi beautiful, I just can not figure out the way to get away for a couple of hours because I am so extremely busy that I can't even explain it to you.
by Bobbobobo December 2, 2007
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figure skating

the thing that slutty girls and gay guys turn to when they want to play a sport on the ice and they fail at hockey i mean if you want to twirl around just go do cheerleading and you dont have to be a complete retard and freeze your ass off while you try to seduce guys.
Figure Skater: Hey why don't you do figure skating?

Cheerleader: I know that people call us cheerleaders retarded because we are, but we're not that dumb to wear mini skirts inside and freeze our asses off while we can just jump around in our mini skirts outside too!
by hockey player :) February 17, 2009
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figure skater

a person who thinks they are an athlete but are really just a snobby, stuck up public skater in fancy clothes. Mostly woman but every now and then you get the typical gay man who fits right in with the livestyle of a figure skater. All figure skaters act like they hate hockey players but deep down inside they really want to get them in bed. This is very true at THE RINK.
Look at becca out there. She just thinks her shit dont stink because she can do a spin. Typical figure skater.
by the rink guys January 7, 2011
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Father figure

Litty titty
YeS pleAsE fatHeR fIgUrE
‘K I n k a y y y’
by UrMommaBigEwIe November 24, 2018
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figure of 8

When one undresses and drops their pants, underwear or shorts in such a manner, that the clothing lies on the floor to resemble the letter 8. Commonly seen when one is in a hurry or with lazy fat individuals.
"My brother doesn't need a laundry basket, he's mastered the figure of 8"
by Aatif Ansari January 24, 2009
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