Pork Fork

When a young chap and his friend decide to insert their genitals into a woman's anus and vagina at the same time.

"Hey, where was you sister last night?"
"I'm not sure man, probably getting pork forked like a whore."

by super scrotum March 14, 2010

Fork in the Pee

The moment when a guy starts peeing, two (or more) paths of urine come out of a dude's penis, until finally rejoining into one path as a result of a urine elixer.

Guy: I had to pee so bad, but I had a fork in the pee and went on the floor.

by Stik E June 13, 2009

Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.

1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.

by fork90210 October 2, 2009

Golden Fork

When you pee and your pee stream divides into two separate streams.

Dudeman: Why did you piss on the toilet seat?!
Personguy: Sorry, I didn't lift the seat because I didn't think I'd miss, but I wasn't expecting a golden fork.

by I Piss Excellence January 3, 2009

tuning fork

The act of a woman putting a vibrator in both her anus and vagina simulataneously resulting in a finely tuned climax.

Emily's man was out of town, so that bitch gave herself a tuning fork and she hummed like a kazoo

by Shitfishanonymous June 26, 2014

stick a fork in it

To be done, done with it.

stick a fork in it it's done

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

Grand Forks

North Dakota's asshole.

Grand Forks smells like God dropped a tire fire into a lake full of dumpster juice.

by Ham Danner February 8, 2013