shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 22, 2010

Shitted On

a term used to describe getting juked badly.

Damn nigga, you just got shitted on!!!

by D. Hustle February 23, 2008

The shits

Used with the verb "to have"

To be missing in action for an extended amount of time without explaining. Popularized by The Trooper.

Where is he? Does he have the shits?

by Numen March 07, 2007

shit

A bowel movement, a turd!

Don step in the dog shit!!

by Pink Floyd Fanatic October 09, 2002

the shit

the coolest, the awesomest, or the best.

That Desi is the shit!

by Desi Rae May 05, 2008

Shit

1.Shit is a brown or green substance that is usally passed out of the arse, but some people talk alot of shit.

2.There are some people who enjoy the taste of shit for example if you go to www.2girls1cup.com you will find out.

3.Shit a way of describing the way in which someone smells or the eroma which they give off.

4. Simple insult.

1.I just had the biggest shit.

2.OMG dude have you seen those two girls eating shit on the internet SICK.

3.GOD man have a shawor your smell like shit.

4.Eat shit and die you shitting shiter

by okerjack350 January 07, 2008

shitted on

the act of some on dunking over you.

"hey man you dunked on me" "ya man you got shitted on".

by jonathan fay February 26, 2005