Net-Afflixion

when you can't find anything good to watch on Netflix

"Johnny has binge-watched too many television shows online, and now he is having a net-afflixion."

by Spiritual Spaghetti July 14, 2015

Ripping Nets

To ball so hard that them other motherfuckers wanna find me!

Lebron: Hey Kobe, wanna go rip some nets?
Kobe: Oh yeah, I love Ripping Nets! I will rip those nets so hard that everyone will want to find me!

by kowens357 May 14, 2013

Net Check

Calling out someone who has such a bad internet connection that their ISP must be Cox Communications

Him: "Bro I'm lagging"
Me: "Net Check"

by torepoon January 1, 2021

HL2.net

Best Half-Life 2 fansite out there. Has a great forum and Steam community. Its members play a variety of games, like Team Fortress 2 or S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl.

Oh great, someone tell Munro that HL2.net is down again.

by Xevvey January 5, 2009

Net Fag

1. One who spends his/her entire day in chat rooms because he/she is socially inept and incapable of meeting people in the real world.
2. One who not only lives in chat rooms, but also knows various people online (that they've never actually met in person) on a first name basis.
3. Chat room dweller who incessantly makes use of lame insults or phrases when being verbally attacked online.
4. One who constantly talks tough in chat rooms but never actually follows through in his/her actions.

I was in a chat room on AOL and this net fag kept using incoherent insults like, "you're poking the lion and asking for trouble, boy." I was thinking, "wtf?"

by D-Flex May 21, 2004

net handle

A screenname,username, or other form of naming yourself on the internet. Most often found in chat sites, profiling sites, instant messengers, and online games.

*see also Handle

My one friend changes her net handle on every site she uses, its so frustrating!

by Onyxflame March 1, 2009

'Net potato

The Internet equivalent of a couch potato. A 'Net potato doesn't use the Internet for a specific purpose, he just moves from one URL to another, looking for anything to pass the time.

Guy 1. What are you doing online?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Surfing? Nobody "surfs" anymore. What are you actually doing?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Dude, you're a 'Net potato. Go read a book or something.

by Nate_V. October 19, 2010