flight simulater

The most time boring game ever but still fun if you want to be a pilot

I flew a 737-000 in flight simulater to LAX and it took 3 hours but when I landed I crashed. What a ****ing waste of time.

by localasshole August 14, 2006

top flight

weed high in THC content

top flight keep yo mind fly

by Wonka November 17, 2004

flight nurse

a badass registered nurse that takes care of critical injured or ill patients in the back of a helicopter on the way to the hospital.

person: where do you work?
flight nurse: in a helicopter

by futureflightRN April 29, 2014

pre-flight shit

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!

Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!

by LonePooper February 1, 2018

vomit comet flight

This is an aircraft ride which induces puking in many passengers.

Gawd, my shoes are a mess after flying the vomit comet flight!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Flight Instructor Special

An alcohol purchase by Bill and Kev from the Circular K "Circle K" with a poor flight instructor's paycheck in mind. Usually consists of two Coor's Original 32oz. Beers for $4.00.

Yo man, Let's go grab the Flight Instructor Special after work.

by Bigg Bill October 20, 2008

flight simulator x

"Flight Simulator X will be able to run above 20FPS in ten years"
~ NASA

Me: WTF!!!!
The Flight Simulator X Community: YEAH WTF!!!

by JackHorner October 25, 2006