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forced friendship

When persons pretend to be friends on a regular basis so often that they actually develop a small friendship, even though they can't stand eachother. People will do this for any number of reasons, though commonly it is done to avoid drama or an ass kicking.
Chris - Dude, Abe is such a herb, you're friends with that guy?
James - Meh, it's more of a forced friendship, he's always down to be the designated driver.
Chris - What a tool!
by Flipyoutoo December 30, 2008
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Friends with boobefits

when 2 people are friends with benefits but only do boob stuff; strictly above the waist
"Did you sleep with her?"
"Nah we're just friends with boobefits"
by Suckinitinsince96 January 4, 2017
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Friends

God's way of apologizing for the family you're born with.
With friends like mine, who fucking needs a family?!
by MidNight The Magnificent January 12, 2010
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Friendship goals

Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond
Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.
by Saaaaavvvvvvv July 11, 2015
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friendshield

Verbalized noun: 1) your friend, standing emotionally in front of you purposely taking the bug splats of unfriendliness.

2) The part of your friendship that is transparent enough to overlook your friends oversharing.
1) I normally wouldn't go to one of Tom's partys, he's such an ass; but with Alicia as friendshield it might be fun.
2) Jenny was telling me about her girlfriends yeast infection, now my friendshield's all dirty.
by Knowmad January 1, 2010
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Friendship

(Noun)
1. the action of one liking another's Facebook status solely to avoid the status creator's social awkwardness of which would make such creator become a loner
2. a job (see 1.) in which one friend does not need to request another of doing so, but is simply done instinctively
3. the official standing of being more than 'Facebook friends'
Person 1: "Hey, can you like my Facebook status? No one else has"
Person 2: "Already done"
Person 1: "This is what friendship is"

1. Our friendship is so much more than just online buddies now
2. That status was so weird but I liked it anyway #friendship
3. My innate reaction to your Facebook status was to like it straight away because you're my friend
by Cadbury Fan December 4, 2013
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friendship nut

When a friend does something nice for you, so you hypothetically orgasm.
"Alex is so sweet. She gave me a hug and I friendship nutted."
by nabruyranoitcid November 15, 2016
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