Fianto

an Alias representing sexiness, intelligence, athletics, and a 8 inch (or bigger penis)

Tony: can yo guess my last name?
Girl: no what is it?
Tony: its Fianto bby :)
Girl: Omg thats so sexyyy<3

by Tony Fianto June 19, 2009

fiant

An abnormally tall person with disfigured facial features.

Oh my gosh, that tall guy Jason is such a fiant.

by FBMystery January 29, 2009

Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.

"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:

by speculatorninja February 9, 2010

financial depression

Depression which only surfaces when you think about your finances (or lack thereof).

Kerri's been a bit miserable lately.

Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.

by Kez 4 Prez December 14, 2010

Financial Rape

1. An unwilling commitment of money

2. When a person or persons loose your money

1. Hey man can u give me 2 dollars for a beer?
(Grumble) Fine.... Your lucky i don't call the cops and put u in jail for Financial Rape charges

2. Hey do you and your wife want to take a cruise to the Caribbean with us?

No I'm being financially raped by my bank right now, so I'm practically broke.

by Jerry Rude June 10, 2011

fitant

a person who participates in a spectrum of fitness activities

Mark's quite the fitant. He goes running a few times a week, cycles to work, and goes climbing every other week.

by onekant August 9, 2016

Fifan

A friend who you wish you turn into a small, huggable plushie.

I am the number one fifan plushie hugger around here - nobody else!

by Mosey July 21, 2004