A functioning drug addict. Someone who values a 48 hour straight, drug induced dance party over a clean criminal record. This person usually has a good job and and has never been busted for drugs, but doesn't understand that his weekend drug use is a felony because everyone he surrounds himself with is also indulging in an all weekend bender.
I just got to the party and the casual felons are still dancing in their clothes from two nights ago, high on coke and ecstasy.
by The Sexuation July 28, 2011
Get the Casual Felon mug.1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.
2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...
(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)
2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...
(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)
Example 1:
"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."
Example 2:
Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."
"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."
Example 2:
Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."
by Sonic Reducer August 22, 2011
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Get the queen of felons mug.A genetically deviant half-werewolf.
"...another one of those egotistical, genetically confused, half werewolf, half woman.... real ladies, femine, elegant but dirty as hell..."
by Aunt O'Nim February 14, 2012
Get the femine mug.A nickname for the set of US highway 71 in Kansas City, Missouri that stretches from 39th street to 71st street. Most violent crimes in Kansas City are committed within a five mile radius of this highway.
by Bob122222 February 11, 2009
Get the Felony Freeway mug.A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.
Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
by moosec May 5, 2009
Get the felonious bone mug.Y'know that episode of Rick and Morty where Rick Sanchez and his granddaughter Summer Smith encounters a civilization of female aliens who believe that all males are inferior to them? Well, those aliens are perfect examples of Feminazis! Feminazis are women who believe that all women are greater/better than men, sort of like how sexist men believe that men are superior to women...These women evolved from the feminists, who once believed that both genders were equal,,,Sad, what the internet has came to...
Random Woman: MEN SHOULD NOT GET TO PLAY THE STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS IN GAMES! SIMPLY POOT!
Anonymous person: Jeez, we got a feminazi over here!
Anonymous person: Jeez, we got a feminazi over here!
by AmanThat'llGetYouIntoDanger October 6, 2016
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