geltching

The act of applying pressure to an erect penis straight down for a prolonged period of time till the genitals recede in size and length.

Christian was geltching in math class because he was jealous of Ayden’s micro penis.

by Geltchig man May 1, 2024

Reltching

The personal act of smearing fecal matter onto oneself whilst naked crawling upside down stomach to ceiling like a cockroach.

“I was attempting to use the restroom when i found my 94 year old grandpa reltching in the rest room”

by LKI and JBN May 11, 2024

Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025