When a man sticks his extra long cock into his asshole and proceeds to pleasure himself until he cums in his throbbing anus. Following this he cranes his neck backwards until he can suck the cum out of his anus to recycle it for the next session.
by 1800cumshot August 03, 2019
When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.
After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard
by Mr Puffy March 22, 2021
the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum
“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”
by mf legend no diddy February 04, 2025
A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.
Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?
Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
Noah barnfart : Nah why?
Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
by landon haas May 22, 2024
Michael is a felching fuck
Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
by Snke0_0 December 08, 2022
by Flieger February 07, 2016
When you suck cum out of someone’s asshole and spit it into your hand and slap somebody else in the face.
Nate Maddox got felch bombed the other day at the synagogue and now the old saggy naggy is mad at me.
by Glucose April 13, 2021