boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
by muffmirkin May 23, 2019
by gogetthebutter April 23, 2009
Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.
"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
by Cheezy-Mac April 07, 2015
"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things
about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.
about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.
by Eurloch April 27, 2022
by oilfieldtrash77 October 15, 2009
Fecal People is a term that applies to folks who take Metamucil on a regular basis and take nice fluffy shits as a result.
by Tuffmofo August 23, 2020
When two or more people trade degrading remarks in an attempt to discourage or frighten one another. The more common terminology is "shit talkin", though "fecal banter" has a more sophisticated ring to it.
While minding my own business in the Walmart checkout line, fecal banter erupted between two female porch dwellers.
by LiquidHound April 02, 2011