by Alexis Hilton May 4, 2009
Get the facebookmug. verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.
I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.
I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.
Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.
Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
by Young Joe April 11, 2009
Get the Facebookmug. A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k?
B: What's the first?
A: *troll face*
B: What's the first?
A: *troll face*
by HappyAlexR July 24, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?
Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )
Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.
Friend# 2: yes, i know.
Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )
Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.
Friend# 2: yes, i know.
by spacezebra December 12, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. by sundowncreeping February 7, 2013
Get the Facebookmug. A social networking site full of immature teenagers posting a new status every 5 minutes about how bad their life is or something else that no one cares about. Ugly girls posting a million pictures everyday that no one likes. and a million fucking old male stalkers that don't leave you alone. also there are so many fake accounts with people desperately trying to get attention by using fake pictures because no one will ever call them good-looking otherwise. if you don't have a facebook, avoid making an account at all costs because it sucks.
by SamDitaranto June 30, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. Fays-buk;noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.
Facebooker One: So what did you do this weekend?
Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.
Facebooker one: I Saw
Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.
Facebooker one: I Saw
by Lcrox07 August 16, 2011
Get the Facebookmug.