empitimal

Unstoppable, infallible, unquestionable, superior to you.

"Noone silenes the empitimal force of good that is neoB"

by Lepper March 26, 2003

Exitheory

The theory that every exit you make is an entrance somewhere else.

Grasshopper: Dad, do you mean that if I hop through this door; not only am I exiting this room, I am entering this other room at the same time.

Dad grasshopper: Yes grasshopper, you are getting wise young one. Actually there is no such thing as a singular exit or entrance. They are one and the same thing.

Grasshopper: oh

Dad grasshopper: Don't think about exitheory too much, your prothorax will explode.

by Exitheory October 29, 2008

Epitomeh

Pronunciation: i-ˈpi-tə-məh
Typical or Ideal Example of not giving a F***.

I don't like The "Twilight" books, but I don't hate them, it's the Epitomeh

by Nerdylatoin December 19, 2008

excitipated

when a uptight person gets overly excited about a situation. Someone who looks constipated when they get unexpectedly excited. (excited + constipated)

Dick Cheney looked excitipated when talking about waterboarding the other day.

Joe, the christian conservative and 30-year old virgin, looked excitipated when we took him to that club downtown where Becky wanted to dance with him.

by easturbanNE May 24, 2009

Exit blocker

Another term for anal sex.

First discovered and used on a closed meeting between backpackers ('backpacker' can also mean the same thing) in Chiang Mai, Thailand, January 2009.

The definition is simple; Someone (or something) that blocks your bodys' exit.

Dude 1: Hey, did you watch Brokeback Mountain on TV yesterday?
Dude 2: No, I had a life, why?
Dude 1: Gyllenhaals butt got pretty owned by Heath Ledger!
Dude 2: Oh man! What a friggin' exit blocker!

by iRONFiSTER March 2, 2010

excitomnia

Insomnia created by a heightened sense of expectation and excitement.

The night before our big trip, all of us experienced excitomnia and couldn't sleep a wink.

by PunkEthos March 3, 2012

epitomadisst

The perfect example of an administrative assistant, who works 12 hours a day and takes lunch breaks at her desk. He/She never takes vacations and is always on call 24/7. Also known as, Juanita the Cuban maid.

Laura is an epitomadisst when it comes to managing the office. She is always available at my command.

by epitomadsisst September 20, 2014