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Pokemon Evolution

The misconception about the theory of evolution that most creationists and evolution deniers espouse. This misconception comes from false information and ideas about the process of evolution.

Pokemon Evolution entails creatures giving birth to or morphing into entirely new species or iterations of a species over single or very few generations. Anyone who understands and has studied the theory of evolution at a basic level knows, this does not happen as mentioned.

Only certain species are capable of metamorphosis and it is a time and energy consuming process that does not change the original species into a new one. It is simply a maturation of the species (such as a nymph to a full fledged adult insect).
Creationist: I don't see monkeys turning into humans. My grandfather was not a chimp. Evolution is a lie.

Creationist 2: Yea, dogs aren't giving birth to cats and ducks. Checkmate, evolutionists.

Person with common sense: Ahh.. The "Pokemon Evolution" argument. Why don't you two pick up a book about evolution and stop watching cartoons.
by and so it begins! March 8, 2011
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Ark Survival Evolved

Do Not Play This Game
I Will Drive You Insane
It’s Like Crack It Will Keep Dragging You Back.
IM NOT KIDDING DONT PLAY ARK SURVIVAL EVOLVED!
by SWAGGINGPINGUS69 September 11, 2020
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Evolution of Dance

The Evolution of Dance is a very popular video on the site youtube, which let's you bring your videos to the internet. The man in the video is Judson Laipply, a now popular comedian, doing dances from a number of different songs. You can watch the video at www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
It is now the most viewed video on youtube.
Dude, The Evolution of Dance is the coolest video!
by KFlavin May 11, 2007
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de-evolution

the act of turning from a normal human being, to a raver, then a juggalo. rapidly spreading disease.
person one: whoa, what happened to grace?

person two: she's dating a juggalo, she lowered her status as a human being. she has now been reduced to hanging out in mall food courts.

person one: wow. what a blatent display of de-evolution.
by flomause October 22, 2010
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Evolutionist

One who theorizes that the second law of thermodynamics is false and that it's more believable for a lizard to give birth to a rat or a fish to give birth to a frog than for a supernatural force to deliberately designed all living things as they are.
My pet snake just gave birth to a chicken! Evolutionists are right!
by Brianator37 January 12, 2015
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Evolshopper

Somebody who's so desperate to prove the theory of evolution, that they'll make up wild claims and ignore the scientific evidence that tells them that their claims are wrong.
Did you watch the TV documentary about the little people in the Pacific? It's evidence of evolution.

Funny how they omitted the scientific evidence that they were genetically identical to us. It was food scarcity and environment that made them little.

God, talk about evolshoppers.
by Sampletwo :) October 7, 2010
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evolicx

The hottest newest upcoming rapper out currently
John: Hey buddy did you hear of that new rapper exolicx his flow is off the charts you gotta check him out. A evolicx is a evolutionary change in time

Buddy: alright I’ll check him out right now and that’s really cool thanks man
by Exolicx June 15, 2019
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