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Half of everything I own

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
by WhyohY January 23, 2023
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Thank you for everything

the text that you get at 1 am by your homie

meaning they might unalive themselves. 0% chance it means they are actually thanking you
Homie: "thank you for everything"
You: "OI WAIT DONT D-"
by da willereen October 28, 2023
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I put that shit on everything

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!
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Done with everything

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everybody loves raymond

A realistic comedy that shows what the average family is like.
If you think your family is weird, look at Raymond's family. Watch the reruns of Everybody loves Raymond. They're quite funny.
by MSNMSNMSN September 21, 2005
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Everybody Edits

An awesome game that's fun when hacked....expect to build some giant awesome thing and have it be destroyed by trolls and idiots who have nothing else better to do. If you make a locked world and give people the "super secret edit key", expect it to be trolled within 5 minutes. It has some pretty cool levels to play. Its on The gaming site Nonoba. Watch out for the user LOL he's an asshole.
Karen: I just made this awesome giant smiley face on Everybody Edits.
Ken: Watch out for the trolls.
by CMG2322 July 20, 2011
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