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Blake Evans

a white guy who is commonly referred to as a jew.
Jim- "Damn do you know Blake Evans?"

Kyle- "No, what about him?"

Jim- "He totally jewed me today on xbox live. What a fucker!"
by jjj7892 June 11, 2010
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elizabeth evans

Aka MissyMoo22...… the most caring person you will ever meet, in times where you are feeling down she is there for you and always knows what to say. Her dog is pretty loud and has stinky farts, and her shower hair aint the best :). But appart from that she is the nicest and caring person I know.
WOW its Elizabeth evans what a GGGGGGGGG, yes b
by ZINGsleazyzZz November 6, 2018
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James Evans

A freelance toothbrush designer. Widely known for drinking whisky and fighting pigeons.

Somewhat sweet and fattening.
OMG Janet, did you see James Evans fighting that pigeon the other day?
by Charlie420lolz October 20, 2020
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cerryg evans

A really big fag who gets off looking at tub girl, goatse etc. Has sex with his mom, who is brown, therefore making cerryg brown.
My name is Cerryg Evans and I am a fag.
by Some white guy February 11, 2004
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pete evans

I was at the park with my son when he ran up to me holding a Pete Evans yelling icecream icecream!
by pete evans March 7, 2017
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Joanne Evans

A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''

Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 4, 2011
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Karly Evans

Oml that girl is such a Karly Evans
by fackfeckfuck January 20, 2015
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