Evan

An Evan is super thicccc! he is very promiscuous and you will often find him stoned eating pizza and more. his perfect date consists of tequila and trisha paytas videos!

“Those Evan’s are really messing with my GAME.”

by Aut Dawg October 11, 2019

Evan

smelly dumb unintelligent

Evan talks too much evan is smelly

by Juppyyy do be cool October 23, 2020

Evans

A really good Trombone player, almost god- like, Masterful

"Damn, this dude is such an Evans."

by BoneGuy March 14, 2017

Evan

Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys

Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan

by Plinkdorito December 12, 2020

Evan

A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses

Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?

by Kaitlyn me February 28, 2018

Evan

A man with a large wang

I guess i am evan

by topbanger69 May 8, 2019

evan

A man who you Want to have. Kind, loving, beautiful,and hansome. A person you want to start a family with. Some one you want to be friends with. The one you want to love for the rest of your life.

Evan: a man you want to love and care for.

by The_One_And_ Only_Panda_Lover October 8, 2017