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Emil. H is the bolle god
Emil. H is a bolle god
by Levi Jensen April 23, 2019
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The Emil effect

A phenomenon characterized by a significant disruption or distraction caused by the presence or influence of an individual named Emil, resulting in a delay or neglect of important tasks or responsibilities.
The Emil effect finds its roots in colloquial usage, likely originating from personal experiences or anecdotes involving someone named Emil who frequently causes distractions or disruptions in important matters. It has gained popularity as a humorous way to explain instances of lost focus or delayed progress due to a friend or acquaintance named Emil.

Person A: "Hey, have you finished that report for the boss yet?"
Person B: "Oh no, I got hit by the Emil effect yesterday. We ended up talking all night, and I completely forgot about it!"
by Undri June 11, 2023
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Emile

He is a nice guy that cries a lot and games in class and does barely any work so basically bad at math
Sup Emile
by Cheetah1717 March 25, 2022
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emil flip

an illegal immigrant who came here on leafs and sticks is a specky bastard who touches himself to hentai child porn and hits treadmill and never loses weight
stop being such a fucking emil flip
by jack devine420 February 20, 2025
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Emil Aker

Emil Aker is a man of his wisdom, he only does what he thinks is fun. Men called Emil often attract women easily, and can get laid very fast. The definition of Aker on the other hand, often means that he will be obese and always lose in the game of Ping Pong.
I would like to be like an Emil Aker, he gets so many girls even though he is officially obese .
by Chickenwing Ding December 12, 2016
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emil jaksch

Emil Jaksch is a beautiful, gentle, smooth, kind, friendly, lovely, passionate, funny, sometimes romantic, hot, interesting, honest, sexy loadforcedaredriver eh eh with a nice penis. <3
You're so perfect, you're such an Emil Jaksch.
by xxtinaaa January 5, 2017
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Emil

He has a massive penis the size of a whale. Many people have tried to suck it, but just a few succeed because of it's humangous size. The legends say that he can carry 5 women with just his colossal penis.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.
Emil left me paralyzed after he fucked me the other night
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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