lmao my eggo

To laugh your ass off while still attempting to keep your eggo waffle safe.

"When Bruce Willis first found out that Ashton Kutcher proposed to Demi Moore, he was enjoying a breakfast of eggo waffles. As he began to laugh his ass off, his seven year old daughter Miley attempted to steal his waffle. Bruce stabbed her with his fork and shouted, "LMAO my EGGO."

by A-feld July 25, 2007

teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005

eggnostic

The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.

"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."

by bitchmaster mc.mondocock. December 18, 2011

Hambled eggs

The best way to make scrambled eggs even tastier - by adding pieces of ham. Hambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs are so much better when you add ham and call them hambled eggs!

by eggseggs September 28, 2011

Cracking Eggs

Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.

Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.

by Chris Retallack November 20, 2006

reverse eggs in a basket

a painful sex move involving 2 testicles in the anus, and the penis in the vagina simultaneously.

Reverse Eggs in a Basket is the most painful and difficult sex move known to man. Only Evel Knievel and Chick Norris have successfully performed this move

by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011

the price of eggs has gone up

A phrase used to show you don't really care about something, as it isn't as important to you, as the other person/people in the conversation.

Derived from a recent Radio News broadcast in which the price of eggs going up was likened to be as important as world diasters, such as the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear I upgraded my PC so it now has more RAM?
Guy 2: Yeah, and the price of eggs has gone up

Girl: And she was like, and I like, omg, you were at that party and saw Terry kissing Elisha? And she was all (mindless drivle)
You: Totally, and did you hear the price of eggs went up?

by Rogermuffinstuff September 16, 2010