an education

What home-schooled children give their parents upon reaching their teenage years.

Darrell said he was going to home-school his children so they wouldn't be influenced by the worldly liberal media. Once they became teenagers, his daughter ran away from home and his son ended up in court for killing a man. Looks like his kids gave Darrell an education.

by Bert Thompson, PHD April 9, 2008

Landmark Education

is a personal training and development company which offers educational programs in approximately 115 locations in more than 20 countries worldwide. Headquartered in San Francisco, California, Landmark Education delivers its courses primarily to individuals in a group settings

Landmark Education has been criticized by some for being overzealous in encouraging people to participate in its courses.

by the1withdieas March 15, 2011

Equation

Something too hard to solve,
takes too much time.
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO MATH.

"Hey man did you figure out that equation last night?"

by Ebeedubs May 18, 2014

Premature evacuation

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

by bennycnz June 22, 2010

Parkview Education Centre

shitty school outside bridgewater Nova scotia.

kate: hey ,where do you go to school.
sam: oh,..parkview education centre.
kate: shitty deal, i heard that when someone takes it shit there, it makes the whole school smell better.
sam: yeahh.. pretty much.

by Sam<3* December 17, 2008

The Uber of Math Education

An agile math curriculum that often incorporates the best math methodologies and pedagogies of the East and the West, by distilling them into cheap and good textbooks and workbooks for students worldwide, compared to those dear, inch-deep, mile-wide US textbooks.

Singapore Math could arguably be called the Uber of math education, based on the increasing number of developed and developing countries that have adopted the alien curriculum; as a result, thousands of students’ math grades have improved significantly over the years.

by MathPlus December 1, 2018

premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008