mommy dyke

a very maternal lesbian.

a lesbian with the tendancies to coddle or 'mommy' their friends, or comfort anyone they care about.

Tina: You're tag is sticking out. Let me get it for you *sticks tag back in shirt*
Lisa: Thanks. You're such a mommy dyke

by Thunda! October 1, 2007

sike dyke

A straight girl who acts gay, not to be confused with a yikes dyke (a closeted lesbian).

"I asked her out, but it turns out she's just a sike dyke. Can't blame my gaydar for this one."

by Frances April 23, 2004

Dyke-Mike

1. Straight, A-sexual dudes that prefer the company of lesbian women.

2.The Opposite of a fag-hag.

That dude is not gay and never has a girl friend but I always see him hanging with that lesbian chick,
I think he's a Dyke-Mike.

by Dyke-Mike October 22, 2004

pseudo-dykes

This is a term I created to describe the retarded girls in bars who pretend to be lesbians (i.e. kissing, making-out and floor fucking with each other) just to get the guys to look at them.
Latin pseudo meaning fake and Old Normand dyke meaning a woman who likes other women.

Me - "Look at those pathetic pseudo-dykes trying to get attention!"
Guy I am talking to - "Umm what? I am distracted by the chicks making out."

by craftyashley May 18, 2006

dykes on spikes

Female golfers or the LGPA tour

Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.

by Jolly Roger April 2, 2004

Dyke-esque

Obtaining the essence and qualities of a dyke.

Sleeve tattoo's on women are DYKE-ESQUE

"Girl, you buzzed your head? Thats dyke-esque."

"You havent shaved your legs in multable years. So Dyke-esque."

"How dyke-esque can you get? You're growing a mustache to go along with your Harley Davidson and your ripped jean jacket?"

Donna: "Sally; did you just grab my ass?"
^^DYKE-ESQUE^^

"Sally, did you just Lugie in the grass...?
^^^ DYKE-ESQUE^^^

by Kirsten&RitaElena April 1, 2009

Dyked Down

To be fucked hard all night long by a lesbian or by a pan/bi woman.

Lesbian version of "dicked down".

Sam: Woah, Jesse. You look rough!

Jesse: Yeah, I got dyked down by Katelyn last night.

by Lady Lesbian February 8, 2020