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Duck

A person that acts like a idiot.
Major: I got a 50 on the easiest test of the year
Jason: Your a duck
Major: Quack
by Apartment2707 April 27, 2011
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A Duck

In bowling, it is when you perform 3 spares in a row. Much like a Turkey, which is 3 strikes in a row.
Werewolf: That's 3 spares in a row! I just rolled a duck!
Pipsqueak: Well Quack Quack motherfucker
by Theedingo1 September 10, 2011
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duck

A stinkbomb-like prank, created by shitting into a paper towel, wrapping it and twisting the ends (like a big joint). Also known as "the fart's big brother," the duck is then concealed in a hidden area, such as a hole in the wall, the back of a desk, behind a radiator, etc. The paper towel wrapper allows the duck to be stuffed into tight spaces without getting shit on one's hands. Cleverly hidden, it may take days to discover.

"Ducking" is usually planned in advance, but it sometimes occurs spontaneously (e.g. parties). In order to maximize effectiveness, the prior night is often spent drinking cheap beer and eating Mexican food.
"Fuck! Who dropped ass?"
"Ugh, what the fuck, it's been an hour and it still reeks!"
"Dude, I think there's a duck behind the radiator!"
by Water Jones March 27, 2009
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duck

Is a guy/girl who is a sucka, will give you their money, do what you say doesnt have a mind of their own.
Ima call my duck up i need some money.

That nigga right there is a duck always kissin snoop ass.
by Angel Geezy February 8, 2005
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Duck Duck Goose

a term for someone who is constantly jumping from one relationship to the next in their search for the perfect partner.
girl 1: lisa broke up with tom.
girl 2: she'll have someone else by tomorrow- she's such a duck duck goose!
by muahahaha... September 21, 2011
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ducks

a word used to mean farts or the acting of farting. commonly used with the phrase "stepped on a duck" to mean "i just farted"
hey jade it smells like ducks
what kinda of ducks molly?
the kind alisha just stepped on
by Molly August 23, 2004
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duck

Female - Not necessarily ugly but not as hot as the rest of the females in the room/group. See also: Young female out in the world for the first time (clubs, raves, concerts whateva) she still has her baby fat, has stuffed herself into something that is showing off to much midriff, cleavage or t-bone and has the air of self confidence and flirtatiousness that comes from the uncertainty of her position in the food chain.
Example 1:
(playa 1)"Dude I think that chick is totally into you"
(playa 2) "ya but she is totally a duck"
Example 2:
"I mean, I ain't trippin' I'll still tea bag 'er or sumtin but she is definetly a duck"
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