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Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is the school-side nemisis of Harry Potter and the rest of the trio (Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley). In the books is an arrogant asshole, but most people like him because of this and because they find his film counter-part attractive, Tom Felton.
Person 1: How can you like Draco? He's such a jerk
Person 2: But have you even seen Tom Felton? He's so hott.
by emobitch13 October 28, 2004
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Crotch Dragon

Juan was asked to come to the head of the class, but could not because his shorts could not conceal his crotch dragon.
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The dragon prince

The dragon prince is the most bad tushie kicking show in the mother trucking planet! IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THE DRAGON PRINCE YOU SHALL BE DISOWNED BY EVERYONE! YOUR MOTHER WILL THROW YOU THROUGH THE WINDER TOMORROW ONCE SHE FINDS OUT YOUVE NEVER WATCHED IT AND SHE WILL MOST LIKLY SIT YOU DOWN AND HOLD YOU UNTILL YOU MEMORIZE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE EPISODES! THE DRAGON PRINCE CURES DEPERESSION MY FELLOW DWEEBS!
OH DANG!! I JUST WATCHED THE DRAGON PRINCE LAST NIGHT AND A WOKE UP REALIZEING HOW LONLY I ACTUALLY AM!
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alaskan dragon

A girl will be giving you head, right after you finish in her mouth you blow pepper in her face causing her to sneeze and the jizz to shoot our of her nose like fire from a dragon.
Jenny got a taste of the alaskan dragon today.
by thejakebush May 29, 2008
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dragon claws

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Dragon Ball That Ho

The act of sticking both cock and balls into (preferably) a girls asshole.
Jenna, why are you in that wheel chair?

Matt dragon balled me last night, and I can't feel my legs.

Dude, I totally tried to Dragon Ball That Ho last night!

dude, wtf is wrong with u?!
by The Dark Knight of Chicago October 23, 2008
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Draco Malfoy

1) Harry's school rival
2) a pretentious rich blonde boy with grey eyes and a sexy smirk
3) the Slytherin sex god
The ideal guy for me is none other than Draco Malfoy
by lea boilger November 3, 2014
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