Douchebagnet

The combination of douchebag and magnet.

a girl who naturally attracts the douchiest of men unintentionally is labeled as a douchebagnet.

by poopshooter July 18, 2012

douchebaggery

The general behavior and way of life followed and put forth by Octavius RyRy, characterized most notably by 1) a cocky walk with plenty ass stuffed into a khaki-pant ensemble, 2) a love of cornbread that just won't quit, and 3) a "What's up, baby?" perched on the tip of the tongue.

1. Would you get a load of his douchebaggery today?
2. My gosh...his douchebaggery is off the charts.
3. I've never seen douchebaggery of this magnitude before.

by bieberfan_1001 December 3, 2014

douchebaggery

The simple, yet selfish, practice of being a douchebag.

He's displaying a higher than normal level of douchebaggery, I'm afraid…

by Lovepirate December 22, 2014

douchebaggerist

Person or persons displaying douchebaggerer tendencies

This Douchebaggerist just asked if he could take a nude pic on my bike , told him to turn his hat around !

by addiktionink January 5, 2015

Douchebaggestry

The act and art of being a douche

"What manner of douchebaggestry is this?! You fuckers have gone way too far this time!"

by FrenchCarpet-NoS February 21, 2015

Douchebagette

Some nosy girl who always thinks you're trying to impress someone while wearing something nice.

The reason why I have this weird pattern of dressing up one day and dressing like a trash can the next to prove that I'm not trying to impress anyone.

Emily: "Sir, why are you wearing a tie???"
Mr. Meister: "For parent teacher interviews."
Emily: "Who are you trying to impress????"
Mr. Meister: "Definatley not your mother. In fact, I think I'm gonna tell her about how you can't stop being a Douchebagette to your peers and even your own teacher."

by Your huge ass mother April 24, 2015

Douchebagery

The regular practice of being a douchebag.

Wow Jeff is a total jerk...he's a master of douchebagery.

by Txgal May 10, 2016