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Double Dutch Rudder of Death 

A sexual act involving two men. Man no. 1 grabs man no. 2's forearm, which is holding his own dick, and swings it in an anticlockwise motion so that man no. 2's dick is spinning like a skipping rope. Man no. 2, at an alternate sync, grabs no. 1's forearm and spins it anticlockwise from his own perspective, creating a double dutch movement. As this is happening, both men are attached at the neck by a rope. Both ends are knotted into slipknots and respectively placed around each man's throat. As the men lean away from eachother, the knots tighten and produce erotic asphyxiation. The act ends when both men cum, one passes out, or their dicks are too injured to continue.
Person: Yo, did you hear what happened to Matt and Liam? They tried to perform the Double Dutch Rudder of Death and ended up in the hospital with bruised dicks. Crazy shit, man.
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Double Dutch Rudder 

The double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.

...or you're just jerking off your friend.
example: i just gave it to you above... its helping each other jack, thats what a Double Dutch Rudder is. geez.

double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin 

To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.
Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.

double dutch rutter 

Similar to the dutch rutter but instead you grab your dick while he grabs his dick and you both work each other's arms.
No homo but John and I did a double dutch rutter last night.
double dutch rutter by aznig February 25, 2009

Double dip rule 

When partaking in a gangbang with multiple gents & only one female, the double dip rule governs that the person to spearhead the campaign must also go last after everyone else has had their turn.
On arriving at the gangbang gary enthusiastically stated "IM FIRST!!"
Kenneth immediately pointed out the double dip rule "if you go first you have to go last aswell, double dip rule... Its gangbang etiquette"
Double dip rule by Amastra November 30, 2013

Double ass rubber pusher 

When a guy tapes a rubber dildo to the back of his waist, puts it into a girls ass, and is fucking another girl up her ass with his actual penis.
"Me, my girlfriend, and her sister tried the Double ass rubber pusher last night. It was fucking awesome."

Double Dutch Rotor 

Coined by Kevin Smith's recent movie "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" by the character Lester the Molester..It involves 2 men(unlike the dutch rotor). Both males take out their dicks and places his own hand on his own dick, and takes their free hand and grasps the other persons arm thats holding the dick and moves it in a circular type motion, thus jerking him off. Note: This is NOT gay because you are not touching any dicks. Also see Dutch Rotor
"A double dutch rotor is so much better than a regular dutch rotor because it's the double the fun" "Jack and me double dutched last night-NO HOMO"