my name is doof

and you do what i say woop woop

my name is doof and you do what i say woop woop

by thephineasnferbfan2020 July 28, 2020

Doofer

An essay/paper on which you will recieve an F. NOT a test or oral report.

Incorrect: I just wrote a doofer.

Correct: I just sqeezed out a doofer.

Correct: I just plopped a doofer on the teacher's desk.

by Cameron the 1337 December 22, 2005

doof

food spelled backwards

"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."

by peteymas August 19, 2007

doof

noun.

as in nerd, dingleberry, dummy; used to described someone in an affectionate but negative manner.

used in Northern California communities

Older brother: You are such a doof.

Younger sister: Am not. You're a doof.

Older brother: No you are.

Younger sister: No you are.

Also:
Dude, stop charging the line, ya big doof.

by Brookester July 11, 2005

Doofass

A term describing a douce and a jackass combined.

Person 1: Why did you slap me in the back of the head, doofass.
Person 2: You're the doofass.

by Peterang November 5, 2012

doofis

A joint of hash / weed

Im just after sparkin up a nice fat doofis, do you want seconds?

by maco1991 July 1, 2009

duface or dooface

Former late night, drive-thru, employee of a Yonkers, Ny Taco Bell who is extremely under-educated and partially retarded. Most memorable saying: "We're out of beef", which was barely audible between the crackling of the drive-thru speaker and the fact that he is partially retarded.

Yo J.W., I can't believe Duface is working again. Fuck this retard, lets go to the light for some wings instead.

by chad28 March 31, 2003