blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.

blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!

by wokeup2this July 11, 2022

Spite donation

A donation made to a cause out of spite. Sometimes made in the name of the person you were arguing with about a subject, to the cause that person was against.

I made a spite donation in Kelly's name to Planned Parenthood after Kelly made insensitive and false remarks about abortion in a Facebook group. In fact, I donated a dollar for every comment she made.

by Unicorn Sunshine September 5, 2022

Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.

Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.

by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023

Hoenation

A group of desperate, ugly girls who try to come across as alcoholics though they get drunk with frooti. They like to say that they're broke and spend their time wearing makeup and taking selfies in which they usually look like cows. They have hundreds of followers on social media but get only a few likes. The like anal sex and blowjobs. The call each other hoes and hence the word hoenation.

Look at that group of girls.They look like a hoenation

by slimjcash August 4, 2016

Hoenation

A group of desperate, ugly girls who try to come across as alcoholics though they get drunk with frooti. They like to say that they're broke and spend their time wearing makeup and taking selfies in which they usually look like cows. They have hundreds of followers on social media but get only a few likes. The like anal sex and blowjobs. The call each other hoes and hence the word hoenation.

Look at that group of girls.They look like a hoenation

by slimjcash August 4, 2016

dognatious

Somebody who thinks that they have heard a word before, but it turns out they just mashed two or more words together by accident. Can be done when trying to make up a new word.

Dave: "Wow that was quite fragmatoting!"
Sally: "Stop being dognatious. That word was fucking stupid."

by somebodywhoreallylikesporn November 30, 2016

Dabnation

When you do multiple dabs with both arms really quickly while shaking your head

OMG WHEN THE BEAT DROPS WE NEED TO ALL DO DABNATION

by Lola smithens January 16, 2017