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Ditch wanker

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019
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Ditch kitty

Sneads Ferry pussy.Sneads Ferry local girls. Girls who respond to shaking a bottle of pills as if it's a mating call in Sneads Ferry NC
You canalways spot a ditch kitty in Sneads Ferry NC .
by Chassitywanker November 29, 2017
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ditch nigga

niggas diggin ditches all they lives, especially because lack of education and knowledge
“Man, they ditch niggas on the side of the road, hope they haven fun”
by pedel December 1, 2017
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ditch cricket

A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.

A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.

Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.

Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?
by B Silent March 19, 2018
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ditch banana

A saying used commonly in the 1970's, origin of the term "pulling out". The term was coined by Benjamin Franklin.
Jack: I heard you smashed Katy last week, how was that bro?

Rob: It was aight but she made me ditch banana.
by The ditched banana January 31, 2017
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the ditching hour

the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages
person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, I guess

(p.s. Person 2 died)
by 13lue Dog March 15, 2011
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bait and ditch

Inviting someone to a party but then not going yourself
Is John coming?

Nah, he invited us but I think he's found a party in SF that's more interesting.
Classic bait and ditch!
by Joesmoe27 February 3, 2019
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