Dingledouche

Dingledouche. Plain and Simple.

G: Yo, look at that dingledouche over there.
F: I know. He's a dingledouche, Plain and Simple.

by Josh Goochie 318 July 19, 2010

dingledoofer

A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.

I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.

by Gottapee July 1, 2017

Dingle Diamond

A term used to grab the attention of an a-hole who is in their own world.

Yo Dingle Diamond, I asked you a question!

by Wizzleman October 27, 2008

Dinglechode

An annoying male who hangs around for an extended period of time.

"I got out of class and Ryan was following me the whole day!"
"Man, he's such a dinglechode, he should figure his shit out."
"Yeah he should."

by Bunnmeister March 19, 2009

Dingle Ghost

Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole

Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!

or

My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts

by poomaster3000 September 10, 2009

dinglehaven

1)A person of below average intelligence that looks the way, they act. Usually this person has buck teeth and bug eyes. They will make bad judgment calls 23 hours a day and will make you so mad that you will flip your lid anytime your around them.

Our waiter was such a dinglehaven that he forgot to bring our drinks to us and when he did, he tripped over nothing and fell into a table corner killing him instantly.

by Thedyn October 4, 2009

Dingleberry Spore Farm

The area between the asshole and the nutsack, where, due to inadequate wiping creates tiny lumps of shit and toilet paper that collect on pubic/ass hair, (dingleberry spores) which after adequate time for growth due to lack of showering (see: hygiene) have grown or conglomerated into larger, fully developed dingleberrys.

Dude 1: Hey broski you wanna go to the gym?
Dude 2: No can do bro, every time I do a squat I rip out patches of my dingleberry spore farm
Dude 1: Gross.

by greggims December 30, 2011