dingle berries

The hardest substances known to man. A mixture of Shieat and toilet paper that cling to your ass hair for untold eons.

New: Captain Crunch with Dingle Berries!!!

by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007

dingle berrys

little balls of crap you find in your cleft

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Dingle hopper

Dingle hopper -homosexual version of slut

Like OMG Greg you are such a Dingle hopper always running from one Dingle berry to the next

by Dingle snooper June 1, 2017

dingle berries

Shit that is caught on ones anal pubic hair. May be moist or rock hard and has to be removed through tidious picking.

person #1...I pooped my pants!
person #2...Oh no, if you dont clean that poop out you will have alot of DINGLE BERRIES

by Theo M. January 25, 2006

Dingle-Berry

a peice of poo that is stuck to oneself

That Cat has a dingle-Berry

by Jro April 24, 2005

dingle berry

when doody is not effectively wiped clean from ones butt it dries and cakes on to anus cilia, sometimes causing mild to extreme discomfort i.e. when yanked or singed with a flame...etc

messing with ones dingles will cause one to have a bad case of after doo blues!:0(

by jingle bitty August 5, 2003

Dingle Berry

Poop, toilet paper and lint rolled up into tiny balls that get stuck to the fuzz of your anal treasure hole! Also known as Fuzz Nuggets!

When making number 2, sometimes the toilet paper can get stuck to the rim of your hole. Then, while pulling up your pants, lint adds itself to the collection. Later, while in the shower, you reach down, only to find a wad of toilet paper, lint and poop all rolled up in a tiny little ball or balls creating what is known as the Dingle berry {Ding-Ol-Bear-Re}.

by Umkay November 29, 2007