ding dong wong 

When u ding your dong on a Wong holdin a gong

U got your ding dong wong stuck in a gong behold god

ding dong wong by kangaro trainer March 27, 2019

Ding Dong Ditch 

when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door

"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."

Ding Dong Ditch by badgrl696969 May 1, 2019

Ding dong ass

When someone sticks their ding dong (penis) into another person's ass sideways

John: yo Tom I just had a ding dong ass with ella

Tom: that's my guy

Ding dong ass by Wonky slush February 1, 2021

Ding Dong Ditch 

When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.

Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !

Ding Dong Ditch by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017

Ding Dong and Dash 

When you gotta smash but you gotta blast before her dad comes into the room.

Guy 1: Yo fam I totally pulled a Ding Dong and Dash on Marion last night!
Guy 2: Dude no way!

Ding Dong and Dash by Su’umYungGai June 18, 2018

Ding Dong Dang 

In an online game, when you think your next kill will level you but it doesn't is pulling a ding dong dang.

"Ding dong dang, I didn't level!"

OR

"Ding dong dang I needed two more kills."

Ding Dong Dang by Pamalyn December 16, 2008

ding dong ditch 

beef stewing (definition #7) a girl (or a guy, i dont judge), and then kissing her/him.

after pastor tom ding dong ditched mary clarence, she decided she was going to penguin him the next time before she boston pancaking his brother

ding dong ditch by clint from huntingtown December 19, 2009