Desperate

When a guy/girl goes back to their ex to have sexual relations due to the active state of loneliness, sadness, depression, and even horniness

Reed is so desperate he hooked up with his ex last night!

by dilfhunter101 September 25, 2022

desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.

She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.

by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025

Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online

"'Fleur is so internet desperate"

by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017

Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.

Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...

by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021

desperate

someone who will do anything to have a boyfriend/girlfriend even if it means hitting on your ex for example annabelle

Annabelle is so desperate she needs to go get a cat or something

by yeehawannabellesmd July 4, 2019

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

desperate darci

A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.

Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.

by wpcadet September 20, 2012