Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter
Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!
by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018
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K-Derby

Noun: An abbreviation for Kentucky Derby,
A marijuana smoking game where you take a drag by preferred method of inhalation (joint, blunt, bowl, bong, vaporizer, etc..) as you are leaving your place of residence, you hold in the smoke until you arrive at your vehicle.

Warning: It is possible to pass out, so remember your consciousness is more important than winning the game. If you're a loser, that is.
Smoker #1: "Hey...wanna go get some t-bell?"
Smoker #2: "Obviously, do you wanna k-derby this dude?"
Smoker #1: "Absolutely, fantastic idea if I do say so myself. Off we go then."
by k@thyl& July 31, 2010
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roller derby

A very religious sport played by girls and women of various sexualities.
What’s the guy counterpart of roller derby?
by JeffyFanatic5000 June 08, 2024
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Brown derby

Scoring 4 goals in an ice hockey game.
Chris: Sakic has 7 goals
Mike : 1 more makes a double brown derby!
by Jersey716 March 05, 2022
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Homework Derby

An event in school, in which a group of students will try to complete their homework, or get as many questions done, under a certain amount of time. (Such as the end of the school day before leaving or lunch)
People in my school always start Homework Derby, and I hate it.
by Svifias March 10, 2019
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denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind
overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao
by peter_pansy May 07, 2021
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Derbi

Describing someone who is a derp and kind of retarded. Similar to "dumbass" or "retard"
Hey look at Justin, he was screaming in the kitchen for no reason, what a derbi!
by its_lit6969 January 03, 2022
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