Decepticock

One who stuffs his pants to look like his genitalia is bigger than it really is.

She thought she was getting lucky but he turned out to be a Decepticock.

by C4pta1n Am3r1c4 February 6, 2015

Decepticunt

A female who can pass as a decent human being . Most people like her . But behind closed doors she is human garbage. A black hearted pure evil demon. Who could trick the devil himself. Impossible to see it coming she projects a Trance with her sweet mermaid like songs that come directly out of her battered and war torn vagina and lures you to you icy cold death ... often perceives as kind sweet and caring and beatiful ..but dnt be fooled she is as fake as plastic tits

Man that Sylvia had me fooled. I never saw it coming . I thought she was so kind but she a real decepticunt thundercunt whore gold digger

by BIGGBEEZY December 14, 2015

Desert bluffs

Our neighboring town to nightvale but not as nice and kind and beautiful as nightvale

"Darn those desert bluffs, Stevens carlsburg should go live there since he is mean and no one likes him"

by Cailliop August 26, 2017

Desert Flipping

Like candy flipping, but instead of just taking molly and lsd one takes molly, lsd, cocaine, mushrooms, weed and whipits. Preferably done in the middle of a desert for full euphoric effect.

Dude, my boy was desert flipping the other night and got so jacked up that he fucked a cactus.

by GilaHerpes October 11, 2017

Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018

decentable

To make that sh%t look decent

Me: I can’t comb it

Granny: Ik I’m just saying..
Me:I’m tryna make it look decentable
Keyeria:decentable? That’s not a word

Me: Yes it is
Keyeria: What does it mean?
Me: To make that sh%t look descent

by Ponygirl101 February 18, 2019

decentttt af

When she’s so hot but your can’t tell her because it’ll go right to her ego.

Baby that black dress got you lookin’ decentttt af

by MontrealMedic1 February 8, 2020