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A kid who is fat and is annoying, scams and begs people for money and buy pizzahut everyday and plays online games and watches porn...!
Alex: Sup
You: nothing much bought a pizza
Alex: OMG ur turning into a david
david by imtheterrorist November 12, 2012
The gay ass motherfucker that is dating 10 boys
David is gay
David by Dragon_12 December 5, 2019
I am video chatting with david. he does not have a shirt on and he is in his bed. he also has blonde hair and blue eyes and and has a large smile! he always britend my dayses. he is HAWT AS A FIRE YO! i sucked his popsickle, it was in the freezer and it was cherry flavored.
david was in a forest fire, but didnt burn cuz hes as hawt as one!
David by pseudonye October 18, 2010
He will alway be on your side if he loves you. He's the best at relationships and will always play around even tho he really loves you. He usually is taken.
Girl 1:omg angelina your so lucky I'm so jealous you have David

angelin:lol thx he's the best I love him so much
David by Ily David April 16, 2017
David is a handsome, smart and talented man. He will make any girl happy by his humorous personality. He is sweet and caring and is the best boy any girl could date. He is always the centre of attention out of all boys. So lovely. Extremely charming and will make any girl miss him. Isn't mean at all. Attention attracter. I miss my bf david, he's sooooo lovely!
David is a handsome, smart and talented man.
David by pandalot September 30, 2017
A little boiiiiii who needs to stop having potato aim on forknife and needs to get a life. David makes the scariest face to ever be seen.
David, stop making that face, it's not sexy it's just scary!
David by Karahballa October 3, 2018