dairy milf

1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.

"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"

by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018

Dairy Queen

The chick at the party with the biggest tits.

You see that whore over there? That's the Dairy Queen.

by chobbb March 31, 2024

Dirty dairy queen

When you fuck your girl so hard you make her prolapse and blow your load on it making it look like dairy queen lips with lip gloss

My gf told me she wanted ice cream so i have her a dirty dairy queen then slapped her on the ass an said i gave you the cream now go get the ice you look a lil swollen

by Dirty dairy queen creator December 22, 2020

Dairy

Dairy, another word for "Challenge" to those who are lactose intolerant.

The lactose intolerant people within the population see the word "Dairy" and see it as a challenge to consume as much dairy as physically possible, forsaking any and all consequences.

Walks past the dairy aisle
Megan: "Challenge accepted!"

Proceeds to pick up 6 blocks of cheese knowing full well she'll be in pain for at least 6 hours, maybe 12.

by OfficialMasu November 22, 2022

dairy allergy

What lactose intolerant people actually have although they deny it

Lindsay says she’s lactose intolerant but she’s actually just has a dairy allergy

by Ggeorge0703 April 4, 2022

Dairy Jock

A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.

Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????

by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017

Dairy Hooters

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake my dairy hooters against a wall!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023