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Cubicle Carstop

The intense traffic jam experienced when an office-wide meeting calls everyone out of their cubicle and funnels them into the same meeting room.

Most often used by The Man to further the goals of The Establishment by wasting precious time.
The meeting was scheduled to start at 6:15, but Cubicle Carstop kept it from beginning until 7.
by The Real Life Roach October 13, 2010
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Cubiclonian

Any employee that works in a cubicle office/desk doing monotonous work, day after day.
All of the cubiclonians were quietly working, eagerly awaiting the freedom of the weekend.
by ANDERSSF November 18, 2011
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Cuticeanera

It is a party thrown in the popular T.V show My Little Pony.
It is traditionally throw after a pony has recived his or her Cutie mark.
Applebloom: "I can't go to Diamond Tiara's Cuticeanera yet becaus I haven't got my Cutie Mark!"
by Brony Reviewer March 28, 2013
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Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.
Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"
by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013
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Cubic Area

In an open floor-plan office, or cube farm, the space that includes one's cubicle, along with the area immediately adjacent.
"Is Miranda coming to the meeting?" "Yes. She just stopped by her cubic area to dejaculate."

"I hate it when I'm trying to work and people stand around my cubic area talking."

"My cubic area's a mess; I'm going to have to stay late and tidy it."

"If my cubic area were any smaller, it would be a veal pen."
by garthlomew May 20, 2014
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Cubicilian

An office worker confined to a cubicle, allowed only to escape during previously assigned break times or when rebelling against the man.
Me and my fellow cubicilians made a run for it and ventured the the great outdoors to see what all the hype was about, now that break time is over we must return to the cube farm from whence we came.
by DaveThePictureTaker July 8, 2014
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cuniculiculture

Piment: «What's that smell
Moogli: «sorry, yesterday we had a cuniculiculture in here»
by Moogli October 20, 2015
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