Cranbrook Education Campus

A shit school with dickheads and twats

James: What school do you go to?

Oliver: Cranbrook education campus, why?

James: it’s fucking shite!

by Why do I choose this country August 28, 2023

chiminelas caranchita

A Spanish phrase that is suitable for all situations, such as bad weather, good weather, stubbing your toe, and that feeling of existential dread you get every time you think about the vastness of the universe.
It was coined by Tia Carmen from the Baldo comic strips.

Chiminelas caranchita! I just spilled coffee on my crotch!

by skunklovers March 2, 2019

Sprite Cranberry

Truly soda at its finest. Popularized by the seasonal commercial featuring Lebrun James. Once you take a drink of the soft drink youll be be transported to a new world colored in red land green with Landon asking you if I wanna sprite cranberry. Basically it is the best meme and best thing ever made. It has been reported that there was a sighting of Jesus drinking a sprite cranberry.

Lebron: (breaks down door)wanna Sprite cranberry? Everybody else: omfg yes pls

by Kittensobad April 7, 2019

hog crancker

Hands or other body parts used to fix a situation

I think my wrists have carpal tunnel from using my hog crancker

by RENOBKCID October 8, 2019

SPRITE CRANBERRY

Sometimes said to be the sweat of the heavens, it was given first to a prophet who went around the world spreading this elixir,Sprite cranberry was later turned in to a beverage only for the king and the nobility. As this amazing nectar was being served to the world the prophet prayed to the heavens and asked it in all it’s glory if this elixir had a name, and the heavens responded by sending their messenger:Lebron James he said that the nectar had a name: SPRITE CRANBERRY

hera:hey Zeus would like some SPRITE CRANBERRY?
zeus:GIVE IT TO ME BITCH!!!

by Americanski November 27, 2019

Orlando Cran

Just all around slim thick, hotter than James Charles, the perfects mans man, likes to kiss James Charles

Boy1- “omg Orlando Cran is actual thick”
Boy 2- “ikr I saw Orlando Cran kissing James Charles yesterday

by Peen man November 4, 2019

rainer carandang

Rainer Carandang is one of the best people around earth, He is Hot, Sexy, Romantic, Handsome, and none the less best at video game like Lol mobile and Mobile Legends

I want Rainer Carandang, He is just so hot.

by 1092846 June 10, 2020