Crunchy Ed

Nickname for Elizabeth
The most awsome chic!

Crunchy Ed is here!!

by Crunchy_ April 2, 2009

crunchy jigsaw

Taking two bowls, one bowl consisting of honey and the other consisting of Grape Nuts. Dip your penis into the bowl of honey and then roll it into the Grape Nuts. You then insert your penis into a female's anus.

Me and my girlfriend had a wild night doing the crunchy jigsaw

by Big Kountry January 17, 2008

Crunchy Girl

something that my mom called me when i called her a boomer, i think she meant granola girl but i went with it.

"ugh you're such a crunchy girl"

by floridas naturals hoe October 25, 2019

Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015

Crunchy Childhood

A term coined by rich TikTok girls in order to avoid saying they are middle class. This 'crunchy childhood' involves private nursery, a trust fund, and an obnoxious nuclear family.

Annoying person: 'OMG I had a crunchy childhood, my mom gave me 2,000 dollars when I was 6 years old HADSJAAJKAKA'
Annoyed person: 'I do not care'

by DJHugeDong April 9, 2021

Crunchy Munchies

The urge for salty, crunchy snacks like chips or pretzels.

I am not hungry, I just have the crunchy munchies. Pass me the chips!

by Trev's Mom July 11, 2011

Crunchy Hoes

A bad bitch. One who sexier than no other, she is one with a pussy so tight and moves that make you feel right.

Jim: "do you like crunchy hoes Tom?"

Tom: "Why yes Jim, I do like Crunchy Hoes"

by brozelk July 15, 2015