Anus crumb

A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.

I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017

cum and crumb

To eat in bed immediately after fapping or having sex.

Cum sesh so good we both had to cum and crumb

by nicky7282 May 29, 2017

Crumb Lord

Someone that is stubborn or uncooperative over the smallest issues and make them bigger deals in doing so. This is usually done in an attempt to stroke the ego and/or demonstrate 'alpha'.

Harry: Hey Dave would you mind getting your clothes out of the living room? I have friends coming by
Dave: DUDE, FUCK YOU. CAN'T YOU SEE IM WATCHING THE GAME?
Harry: You're such a crumb lord

by Hamhock Jones March 12, 2017

brushing crumbs

Masturbating, usually in a public place over clothing

Yo I saw that dude brushing crumbs under the desk during math class.

by topgunthinktank July 23, 2016

crumb diver

Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.

I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.

by Landincash March 3, 2011

Cartel crumbs

Cocaine

I wasted all my money on cartel crumbs again… damn.

by Brop boy January 1, 2022

Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022