croc sock

When you are really high and you send your contacts selfies you are sending "croc socks"

Person 1: Bruh I'm sending this guy a croc sock!
Person 2: Send it to me bruh!

by Jestering pester August 17, 2017

Grampas Gucci Crocs

When an elderly male wears some sick crocs from Gucci.

Grampas gucci crocs are looking snazzy tonight

by Grampas Gucci flip flops January 7, 2019

Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

Crotch Croc

Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.

Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"

Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"

Steve: "Totally"

Richard: "Nice..."

by Dr. Fox 23 March 9, 2009

sloppy croc

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.

" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"

by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017

Cum Crocs

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.

Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!

Uh, whats that smell?

oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.

by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 8, 2019

yellow croc enthusiast

Someone who really likes Crocs of the yellow variety.

Yo, this guy is a yellow Croc enthusiast

by MangoPenetration February 2, 2025