by Goblin Ringleader August 19, 2022
Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it
by Bigbro77755743 October 23, 2023
We Cottaged last night.
by britleajones June 15, 2019
To get fucked (anally)
Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.
by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022
When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.
by Bunghole MASTA April 26, 2014
When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.
Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load
by Salchi Poppa February 19, 2022
A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.
"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"
by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017