Comacide

an action taken by people too pussy to commit suicide, a drug induced comatose state.

hey that Emo faggot wasnt even intense enough to kill himself, he commited comacide instead.

by Thaddeus_Clyde February 14, 2006

Cosmic Horner

someone who generally loves everything. this includes cock roaches.

"i've been a cosmic horner bad lately, even my sweat seemed romantic last night."

by redrobot September 24, 2005

Cosmic Babysitter

God, according to Republicans.

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!

by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011

orgasmic cosmatology

The art of making an orgasm look good on film.

Orgasmic cosmatology-how porn directors make women porn stars act like theyre having an orgasm when theyre not.

by Mattatasticle February 12, 2008

cosmic boner

(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.

"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight

by Peter S May 19, 2005

cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.

Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010

Commack

A town in Eastern Long Island where the rich kids are assholes and the less fortunate kids are grateful for everything. 90% of Commack kids have never had to work for anything in their life. The school part is easy and for the most part your teachers are great. The best friends you will have are the less fortunate one’s. Home of the idiotic “bike gang”. Contrary to popular belief, there are no “real fights in Commack”, just posers acting tough. Half the people that claim they’re tough are pussies.

If you wanna go to a school where there’s vaping every period, and they care more about you having a pass in the hallway, then come to Commack.

Hey where do you go to school?

I go to commack

Oh, so you’re one of those spoiled rich kids?
No, fuck off.

by A guy from Commack November 16, 2017