Kailey Cooke

The most amazing person. Kailey Cooke is generous, caring, kind, loving and a great person. She's the most beautiful girl in the world and is loved by many. She has haters but that's only because they are jealous of her.
I love you Kailey

That girl was so nice!

Yep, that's a Kailey Cooke!

by ashtonjmakin05 January 16, 2019

ms. cook

a young woman, usually blond, that has many admirers and likes to get dirty on the weekends

guy: man ms. cook is sooooo gorgeous!!

girl: eww, shes nasty, she's ms. cook on saturday and sunday

by starwatcherrz November 26, 2010

Cook Craig

Cook Craig, better known as cookiedawg69, is the 3rd guitarist of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. He's a man of many things; transitioning from dilf to cute teenage loverboy and then to lumberjack man all in 2017, growing a mean beard, being the subject of mass simping from gizzard fans worldwide, and more. He has a solo project, Pipe-Eye, which is like The Kinks took acid and had an orgy with Tame Impala, the B-52's, and the Talking Heads.

dude 1: "Cook Craig is a future dilf if I ever seen one"
dude 2: "wdym future dilf? he already is one!"

by bullant_owu January 11, 2021

Cooked Grenade

The things you throw at someone willing to catch a grenade for someone

That guy told his girlfriend he'd catch a grenade for her.....so i threw a cooked grenade and snatched her for myself

by SupremeBadassOverlord January 7, 2011

finna cook

"Finna cook" mean gonna roast someone or something

"I'm finna cook ur lil stoopid ahhh"

by Finna Cook November 26, 2018

cant cook

Its when your unable to cook most of these people are named ben

example 1: look over there bens trying to cook

example 2: ben cant cook look at him go

example 3 how did ben fail cooking class

by Darkblood__ July 8, 2021

Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.

“Why are my toes wet”
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”

by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019