ms. cook

a young woman, usually blond, that has many admirers and likes to get dirty on the weekends

guy: man ms. cook is sooooo gorgeous!!

girl: eww, shes nasty, she's ms. cook on saturday and sunday

by starwatcherrz November 26, 2010

Cook Craig

Cook Craig, better known as cookiedawg69, is the 3rd guitarist of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. He's a man of many things; transitioning from dilf to cute teenage loverboy and then to lumberjack man all in 2017, growing a mean beard, being the subject of mass simping from gizzard fans worldwide, and more. He has a solo project, Pipe-Eye, which is like The Kinks took acid and had an orgy with Tame Impala, the B-52's, and the Talking Heads.

dude 1: "Cook Craig is a future dilf if I ever seen one"
dude 2: "wdym future dilf? he already is one!"

by bullant_owu January 11, 2021

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

cant cook

Its when your unable to cook most of these people are named ben

example 1: look over there bens trying to cook

example 2: ben cant cook look at him go

example 3 how did ben fail cooking class

by Darkblood__ July 8, 2021

finna cook

"Finna cook" mean gonna roast someone or something

"I'm finna cook ur lil stoopid ahhh"

by Finna Cook November 26, 2018

Cooks-Source

Verb; to copy writing from the Internet for publication in hard copy magazine form, without notification or payment to the author.

That travel magazine Cooks-Sourced my blog post about hitchhiking through Memphis! Those bastards!

by beyota November 7, 2010

Momma's Cooking

When Kwame Brown talks out the truth whether the opposition wants to hear it or not.

Kwame Brown just served Stephen A Smith with Momma's Cooking on his YouTube. "Stephen A. Why Was You At Them Colleges & Why Was You At Them High Schools Boy?"

by That Madness July 12, 2021