Covid Cooch

Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.
by RCprofessors January 11, 2022
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Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.
"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn February 24, 2013
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Cooch Shooter

When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina
Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter
by Pmdono May 08, 2016
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kingda cooch

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.
I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch
by coochpooch June 05, 2010
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buff cooch

A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
Man I just need some buff cooch
by A Hu a hu a Hu February 28, 2023
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