cooch mooch

Freeloading vagina begger that does nothing to earn the love. And is always looking for the easy exit.

Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.

John, are you two gonna be in there all day?

John: until she kicks me out!

Man, you are such a cooch mooch!

by bluecoyote May 12, 2014

cooch brush

a toothbrush you hand to a stank ass hoe so they can wash their stds away

Henry: Here Ally, use this cooch brush to wash your stanky cooch you std infested bitch

by Urban Bone Master September 24, 2020

boba-cooch

putting multiple boba bubble balls in your cooch and sneezing so they pop in said cooch

I heard Emma and Tiffany had boba-coochs over the weekend

by howdyluvs December 11, 2019

cooch savior

(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.

I've never met a cooch savior like you, James.

by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017

cooch crumpets

a genital yeast infection

the doctor diagnosed me with cooch crumpets

by hgffff March 27, 2019

Cooch Pooch

Cervix and Uterus area.

She got kicked in the cooch pooch!

by Silairam June 12, 2023

cooch gremlin

The result of unprotect sex.

Where is Tara? She is at home with her Cooch Gremlin Robert gave her.

by JayRizzy November 27, 2021